Boys.....suck!

Ok, not all boys suck, but I seem to have some crazy experiences lately. So, here are some stories.

1. Alex, the boy from Minnesota, called me...twice in one night. It was kind of weird. Now, if you know me or anything, he was the first boy to break my heart.  I've had a rough time getting over him. Anyway, I am one of those people that deletes numbers...well, I deleted his number but then I decided that I wanted to talk to him...so I went through my phone bill and found his number. I sent him a simple text and he never responded. I just left his number in my phone. This was months ago. Well, the other night he called me.  Anyway, all I heard was loud music playing, so it didn't make sense. My thought was, 'maybe I will just listen for a while so the next day he will wonder if we talked'. (I had also assumed he had been drinking) Well, I hung up. I didn't really know what to do. Then, he called me again at 1:30 AM!  This time there was just clanking noise and after a minute or so, he hung up. I still don't know what happened. Oh well. I didn't call or text him back. It was just really random and weird. Who knows what will ever happen with him.

2. Andy (tattoo guy) forgot my birthday. What an ass. In fact, he is an ass. I learned in a class once that 'you' statements are bad...but I'm going to ignore that for now. So, if I were talking to him, I would say, "you need to make time for me. Once a week is not enough for me". "You need to ask me to do things, not just hint at them". "You need to text me more than LOL, its stupid". "You just need to 'shit or get off the pot'". I really like Andy, but I don't like taking second seat to softball. Maybe I will just end it. He is an ass...but I just like him. Ugh.

3. There are two guys I have been talking too that seem nice. One seems like he is looking for a relationship and everything. I guess time will tell on that one. Then, there is this other one. He is really fun to talk to, but he also is just looking for the hook-up. I guess its a good thing he lives far away.

4. AND....this guy kills me. The first thing he says to me is, "I want you". Anyway, we have talked back and forth for a little bit...and I think he is bi-polar. He asked me late at night if he could call me. I didn't respond because I was falling asleep. The next day I apologized for not answering and he told me he didn't want anything to do with me because I was playing 'games' with him. Hold on, What? Oh, don't worry...its been back and forth. So, last night he called me and we discussed meeting. I told him I would think about it...I guess he took that as playing a 'game' too. In fact, I'm going to type his texts in a different blog. I did start messing with him because I was SO annoyed with him. Ugh. He is NUTS! No wonder he is 35 and single. What a loser.

I just want to state that I am not a skank or anything. Just because I talk about all these guys doesn't mean I will ever meet them. I do want to get married and settle down...but that can only happen if I meet people...and that is what I am working on! Don't judge.

Happy Birthday To Me

This week I turned the dreaded 27!! I don't really think my dread has anything to do with being 27, but more for the fact that I haven't done anything with my life. I guess I have, but I don't feel like I am where I should be at my age. Hmmm...only that makes sense for me.  Anyway, my birthday was a birthday. I went to school, went to work, and then went home. I know, I'm super cool.  I did get some cool gifts though. I got a $30 gift card to the girl that does my hair. Chad and Jeni gave me an awesome picture from monster trucks, I got a cute bag and some shoes as well. It wasn't a bad birthday...but then again, I don't have too many expectations for birthdays because I don't like to celebrate them:/

Not a Nice Surprise

Brutus is not yet trained to not use the house as his bathroom. Its pretty annoying. He has learned also to hide under my bed when its bedtime so I can't put him in his crate. I'm usually too tired to fight him, so I decided just to let him sleep under my bed. To my surprise, he woke me up to let him go outside! I was so excited. This happened several nights in a row. So, the good news is that he is potty trained...but only in my room. If he is in the basement or any other part of the house...he just goes to the bathroom and its SUPER annoying. Anyway, when Brutus wakes me up in the middle of the night, we use the basement entrance. One night I opened the door and there was a HUGE SPIDER ON THE WALL. Now, I am not normally scared of spiders...but this one freaked me out! As I ran past it, I just hoped it didn't jump off the wall and eat me. I hurried and grabbed a shovel and killed it! 

I know this picture doesn't make the spider look that big, but its probably one of the biggest spiders I have ever seen. AND, it probably has brothers and sisters too...which is not a happy thought. So, now when I open the basement door...I am very cautious of the walls.